NATURAL BORN LOSER

Unsolicited Advice Column

The "Dear Loser" column: fake reader-submitted questions with brutally honest answers. Think "Dear Abby" meets a bartender who's had enough of your excuses.

• Dear Loser: My Boss Wants Me to Be a 'Team Player'What does that even mean, and should I be worried?
• Dear Loser: I Tried a Vision Board and Nothing HappenedThe universe apparently does not accept magazine clippings.
• Dear Loser: My LinkedIn Is a LieThe gap between your profile and your reality.
• Dear Loser: Should I Follow My Passion?The question that's launched a thousand bad decisions.
• Dear Loser: I Read 'Think and Grow Rich' and I'm Still PoorNapoleon Hill's estate is doing fine, though.
• Dear Loser: My Coworker Won't Stop Talking About CryptoIt's been three years. The whiteboard is covered in diagrams.
• Dear Loser: I Went to a Networking Event and Hid in the BathroomAt least there was soap.
• Dear Loser: How Do I 'Lean In' When I Want to Lean Out?The recline is underrated.