Optimize
Official Definition

To make the best or most effective use of a situation or resource.

What It Actually Means

To tinker endlessly with something that was fine.

Example Usage

"We need to optimize our morning routine." (Translation: We need to squeeze every last drop of productivity from every waking moment until we collapse.)

Origin / Notes

From mathematics. Has escaped its natural habitat and now roams free through self-help books, biohacking forums, and LinkedIn posts about cold showers.